Jonathan Isaac Should Have Had This Abstinence Stance Chat With Jason Maxiell

Bags of sand, man! That’s all I’m picturing right now. Jonathan Isaac in the Magic locker room as the rest of the guys talk about getting laid, they turn to Jonathan and he talks about how he grabbed a boob and it felt like sand. Only thing I can think of here.

But, maybe he should have had this chat with Jason Maxiell, who had sex with 341 women as I blogged earlier.  That’s who Maxiell should have done the show with now that I think about it. He could have sat there listened to Isaac talk about not having sex while arguing about how great sex is. That’s how you get ratings, folks. Go to TV School for me one time.

While I disagree with Isaac’s stance here, he’s at least taking it in a reasonable way. He’s trying to eliminate religious bias from the conversation and doesn’t think it should be abstinence-only enforcement.I also give credit to Isaac for trying to be the next AC Green, notable virgin of the Lakers dynasty. Maybe that first step gets the Magic back to the playoffs?

How about Noelle here though?

The quote tweet response letting her followers know she’s getting laid? Congrats on the sex, Noelle, save some for the rest of the people out there. Also just an A+ use of an emoji here.

What I want to know is how did Isaac survive at Florida State? I mean there are smokes everywhere down there with some probably throwing themselves at Isaac. He was the star on a top-20 team in college basketball. I’ve seen it happen at Kentucky with guys nowhere near as talented as Isaac.

I choose striking out.